01THE POLISHED EX
SIMONE
“He wasn’t a bad man. Just a bad communicator.”
TESTIMONY LOGGED
FICTIONAL SATIRICAL CAMPAIGN / ENTERTAINMENT PROJECT
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4PRIMARY
WITNESSES
WITNESSES
11:47 PMMOST COMMON
“YOU UP?” TIME
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OPPORTUNITIES
OPPORTUNITIES
1COMMON
DENOMINATOR
DENOMINATOR
EXHIBITS A–D
MEET THE WOMEN
BEHIND THE HEADLINES.
Their names have been changed. Their side-eyes have not. Each woman remembers a different Champion—and each one brought receipts.
01
02THE LOUD ONE
NIA
“He’ll have you thinking you crazy, then post a quote about peace.”
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03THE BILINGUAL ONE
VALENTINA
“No porque alguien dice que está sanado… significa que lo está.”
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04THE UNEXPECTED ONE
CLAIRE
“I knew it was over when every argument became a movie reference.”
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PRIMARY FILES: 04ADDITIONAL STATEMENTS: 02IDENTITIES WITHHELD PENDING REVIEW
THE WOMEN HAVE AGREED TO SPEAK TO EACH OTHER.
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NEW TESTIMONY RECEIVED
“He said he was outside.” Sources confirm he was, technically, in a car.
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SOCIAL ACTIVITY DETECTED
A suspicious quote about loyalty appears online. Comments have been limited.
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Six women enter one Zoom call. Nobody agrees on the opening statement.
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CASE ANALYSIS / 0317WORKING THEORY
TESTIMONIES DO NOT FULLY AGREE
EVERY WITNESS
REMEMBERS A
DIFFERENT CHAMPION.
Some stories contradict each other.
Some of the same details keep returning.
What if everybody was fighting something?
A MEDICII ORIGINAL / CASE 0317
FOUR WOMEN. FOUR STORIES. ONE NAME.
FUXKNLOVECHAMP
The stories were different. The pattern wasn't.
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At some point, love stopped being love and became war.
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